NOW YOU CAN GET HIGH QUALITY JAP PUSSY FOR UGLY SUMO PRICES!!!

Before you send your $10 to the Japan relief effort, you should save it for a date. Think about it there is now a wave of hot Japanese Chicks flooding the United States. That means there is going to be a lot of competition in the escort industry. This means the day that these Japanese Whores charging $250 to $400 for an hour will be gone. I suggest that when you call one of these establishments you haggle and mention that their cousin just arrived from Japan and she is willing to take a $50 bill and a mentos for her services. That will force them to start negotiating with you. Good luck!