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In this document, ComedyTrio, comedytrio, comedytrio.com will be expressed as: “the Site”, “us”, and “we.”

ComedyTrio.com is an Entertainment Web site.

Sending of unsolicited advertising materials (e.g. spam, UCE, etc.) to or through the proprietary servers owned and/or rented by the Site and affiliates constitutes an actionable trespass to personal property, theft of private resources, and may be construed as willful harassment.

Sending spam (unsolicited E-mail) is illegal, and is in violation of the National and State laws of the United States, and carries with itself harsh penalties.  Using your ISP (Internet service provider) for purposes of spamming is in violation of the TOS (Terms of Service) of your ISP, and against the National and State laws.  Spam hurts us monetarily and resourcefully; don’t expect us to not do anything about the problem.  If we suffer losses, we will have the right to take you to court.

Theft of the Site’s material(s) is a violation of copyright laws.  We do not want to pursue litigation, so we ask that you please think before you violate any laws, especially if we’re the violated party.

Furthermore, anything that is written/created by the writers, affiliates, and members of the Site is copyright material.  Anything that is written/created by the writers, affiliates, and members of the Site is the intellectual property of its respective writers.

Not everything on the Site’s skits was written by us (e.g.: music clips, magazines used). For full credits and information on music and/or other media used and not owned by the Site will be listed.

All acts, skits, and sketches on the Site are fictional.  Browsing/visiting our Web site is voluntary and not forced; please don’t take us to court for “making you fat and causing mental trauma because you browsed the Site for a long period of time…”  Do not perform stunts that may be performed by the members of the Site because we are not responsible for the outcome of your mistakes.  Use your head and don’t blame the Site for society’s problems.  Our goal is to be funny and to provide entertainment.

If you would like to use or link to our works, please contact the Site and we will give you a prompt response.

Thank you for visiting.

-The ComedyTrio.com team.

P.S., Yes, this was written by the Jew.