Louie Bee
3/26/2011
comedytrio.com

The economy is in a very bad state and there is no indication that it will get better in the near future. People Are Looking to save Money so,  I am often asked constantly, “Louie Bee, how do I satisfy a fat woman”? After so many inquiries, I finally broke down and wrote this guide for those chubby chasers. The guide consist of a checklist for before you begin, and techniques to get her off. In order to satisfy a fat girl is very hard even for men with big equipment. However, it is not impossible if you prepare just follow these steps.

You first need to get condoms and morning after pills. I highly recommend the Trojans “Her Pleasure” with spermicidal lubricant. Safety is always step one. Step two, check for cleanliness. No mater what condoms you get you have to inspect the area and see if it looks healthy. Remember when in doubt bail out. Look at her snatch if it has some strange stuff like pimples or sores slimy stuff coming out or just smells RUN AWAY it is not worth getting sick.

In addition, she should be completely shaved do not accept any excuses. Nowadays there is no excuse for having an unkempt pussy. She should be freshly showered and smelling good. Stench will kill your dick fast. Ok, now that you have checked that, she is clean. Start kissing her get her turned on rub her breast and pinch a nipple. Lets your hands explore her body really. This will get dumpy to get wet for u.

Then take a nipple in your mouth and suck it she will squirm a little this is good. Kiss around her rolls, lift one up, and lick it all while making your way down. Now that you are in front of her cunt, take your middle finger, shove it in genitally, and start massaging her inside. Take your other hand and with your thumb and forefinger rub her clit. Now if she starts to rock her hips you are doing it right. Now the decisive moment has arrived. This is what proves if you love fat women or not.

This is where I found out I did not. take both your hands and spread the lips apart start licking up and down her slit the deeper then just go for it and start eating that whale of a slut for all your worth and make her see colors. You keep doing this until she comes. Once she has, no she is not done yet you need to get her off at least two more times before for you are considered a god lol. You first have to get on top and start fucking her each girl is different.

In my case, it took me 30 minutes of constant fast pumping just to get my ex to get her nut. In fact, the missionary position is a favorite to the fat lazy bitches I come across. Doggie only works if she is lying on her stomach and same thing applies it depends on the girl how fast for how long. In addition, gravity is your friend let her ride you cowgirl so you can play with her clit while you pump that should get her off relatively quickly.

If you follow this steps you will have no problem making a fat bitch cum in fact fucking a fat bitch is great exercise. It builds stamina and is great practice for when you go out with that hot in shape chick you really want.